Headache

[Steala]

A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, 'I have a headache.'
'Perfect', her husband said.
'I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with crushed aspirin.
You can take it orally, or as a suppository, it's up to you.'

[Swivel]

Yep. Have to use that line one day