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My Husband

Postby Steala » Tue Jul 20, 2010 1:48 pm

A woman goes into the doctor's all bruised and beaten up pretty badly.....

Doctor: "My god...what happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home after a few beers he beats me up."

Doctor: "Well I have a really good remedy for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just make a cup of green tea, take a sip and start swirling it in your mouth. Don't drink it, just swirl it around and around for a while".
2 weeks later she comes back to the doctor and looks all healthy and fresh again.

Woman:" Doc, the green tea thing was brilliant! Every time my husband came home drunk, I sipped and swirled repeatedly with green tea and now he never touches me."

Doctor: "Excellent...so now you can see why keeping your mouth shut is such a good idea!!!"
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Re: My Husband

Postby mik641 » Tue Jul 20, 2010 4:49 pm

If a man talks while not in company.. is he still wrong?
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Re: My Husband

Postby kumarakid » Tue Jul 20, 2010 5:34 pm

Hahaha great moral to that story Steala!!!
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Re: My Husband

Postby Swivel » Tue Jul 20, 2010 7:31 pm

mik641 wrote:If a man talks while not in company.. is he still wrong?

NO

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