THE BLONDE AND THE TWO IRISHMEN
Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A blonde walks by and asked them what they were doing.
Paddy replied, 'We're supposed to be finding the height of this flagpole, but we don't have a ladder.'
The blonde took out an adjustable spanner from her bag, loosened a few bolts and laid the flagpole down.
She got a tape measure out of her pocket, took a few measurements, and announced that it was 18 feet 6 inches.
Then, she walked off.
Mick said to Paddy, 'Isn't that just like a blonde! We need the height and she gives us the length.'
THE BLONDE AND THE TWO IRISHMEN
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Cheers - came through my e-mail haha! 
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LOL. Tipical blonde. They always know the lenght
I thought I was wrong once, But I was Mistaken
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